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Tickets for Radiohead's two June shows at the Madison Square Garden theater went on sale Friday morning at 10 AM and, predictably, sold out about 4 minutes later. Naturally this creates all sorts of opportunities for lucky ticketholders to dangle their spares about Craigslist, resulting in the all-too-typical "I'm lonely and and want a hottie" ticket offer. We expect these to grow more and more perverse as the show dates near:

FREE Radiohead Ticket GA for one lucky hot mamasita!! - $1
 Hey,
I'll be straight up honest. I bought 2 General Admission (they're selling for 300 and up each on sites) tickets to Radiohead. I happen to be the only one of my friends who likes Radiohead (they're all nice little Jews who listen to Z100 or nothing). I'm also a big fan of meeting new people. I'd be willing to take a date to the concert for the fabulous price of NOTHING (-did he say nothing??? -Ummm, yeah, and he even wrote it in caps locks so you'd be sure to see it -Oh, ok then). I'm a 23 year old guy from Brooklyn, and I'm just totally cute (enough) and charming (in that interesting kind of way) and all that stuff.

I'm giving a great deal here, so I do require one thing, I know I'm shallow, but for some reason I LOVE hot girls, I mean i friggin like them so much more then unattractive people. It's terrible, I know, I'm an awful human being, I slap myself every night in shame, and try to cry out the mis-guidedness (sort of a word) but the next morning I wake up the same way, it's a curse of some kind. So send me a pic if you're interested and I would gladly do the same (you shouldn't have to hang out witha leper either). In fact, I think it would be best if you get through the critical screening process that maybe we meet a week or something before the concert at a big public bar in the city, just so we can get all akwardness out of the way before the concert so there will be NO SURPRISES (get it????Oh my god, yes!)(as I said before I've got nice Jewish friends, we can have a group party!! And if we hate each other (definitely a chance) then we can go our seperate ways and never acknowledge each others existence for the rest of our waking lives... fun!).

If this and/or J-Date doesn't work, our young hero will be making the same offer next Wednesday at the Chabad of Midtown's MILF night.

Radiohead Insanity Continues on Craigslist [Stereogum]