The wittiest wits that ever...wittcized...checked in this week. Blackjack, sadly, didn't have any bon mots for us.

People Paula has her mind just where we want it:

"Get Valleywag onto the Googleplex" is a great porno title.

Phillip Lenssen says Google's Marissa Mayer bows to data:

Marissa was once telling German Spiegel that Larry and her managed to get through a 300-pages book in 35 minutes (scanning, not reading!) and that the biggest problem was to not damage the book "out of respect for knowledge."

Jonathan Grubb starts trouble:

I want to hear more about this Apple PR thing. I heard that they threatened to fire Tiffany if she doesn't win the snacky/flacky contest.

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