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Yesterday, we noted the rather rude press release from Warner Independent Pictures sending off president Mark Gill into the exile of a production deal, and suggested an idea for a more fitting goodbye involving a stuffed penguin, a letter opener, and a succinct note about the personnel change. For reasons we will never understand, an operative was inspired to create the above mock-up of what that announcement might actually look like; we encourage anyone affected by the news of Gill's abrupt departure to clip and save the adorable little heart-stabbed guy as a reminder of the sad news.