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· For just ten bucks, you can help Christine Pechera, one of the producers of the, er, fuckementary F*UCK (a movie that almost certainly features more f-bombs per second than a Samuel L. Jackson film) fight her Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma by buying a Fuck Cancer bracelet. (We smell a new fashion statement being born.) More info here and here.
· Forgive us is this one isn't particularly fresh, but we must: Snakes on a Plane on a Cat. This is what heaven must be like.
· Our globetrotting, hostel-haunting brother site Gridskipper is blogging from Dubai this week. What bullshit! We never get to go anywhere.
· Thank God that James Bond isn't French. We really wouldn't be able to handle a snooty superspy.
· James Woods' heart is fine, and he's already back home and able to have sex with 19-year-old girls. No worries.