At least they taught him it's not an Etch-a-Sketch

Valleyspeak comes in many forms. Sometimes it takes a detailed translation; sometimes a simple key unlocks a world of meaning.
We created Yahoo Tech to make life a little less complicated for our users.
— Lloyd Braun, head of Yahoo Media Group
Easy: For "our users," substitute "my boss." You know, the one pictured above, who tapes his passwords to his laptop.