The Clip Show: But What About The Children?

· The Charlie And Denise Show: Foul voicemails. A dead porn star. A nutjob's lawsuit. Charlie strikes back.
· The Pellicanist: Vanity Fair joins the fray, Nicole taunts Tom.
· Britney and Kevin is makin' critters agin'.
· Amanda Scheer Demme and the site of her former empire both look ahead.
· How Tom gave Katie "the willies." How Tom gave us the willies.
· Paradigm has an agent movement. Sam Gores' friendly note of impending doom.
· Michelle Rodriguez currently having the correctional time of her life.
· And this little Baldwin went to jail.
· Lesbians on TV!
· TV on lesbians!
· Lorelai shocks her family with her decision to audition for Project Runway in the next season of Gilmore Girls.
· Tori Spelling's new, sticky plan to get people to like her backfires.
· Jeremy Piven demonstrates both heroism and a keen eye for what the kids are wearing these days.
· Nick Lachey gets the Wenner Media shaft.
