Rosie Rides the Bus With Her Sister to 'The View'
According to a report released late last night by the Associated Press, Rosie O'Donnell will be replacing Meredith Vieira on The View. Um, OK? Was ABC particularly impressed with Rosie's big gay cruise? Is that what precipated this decision?
Honestly, we don't hate Rosie O'Donnell — actually, we remember quite fondly those halcyon days when she was "the queen of nice." But that's not really the Rosie we're dealing with anymore. Nowadays, Rosie does arts and crafts to soothe her lesbian rage and sports a quasi-mullet for dyke cred. And more power to her, but maybe 11 AM on network television isn't the right place for Rosie. Poor Elizabeth Hasselbeck must be shitting her Theory pants right now.
On the bright side, there's no doubt that Rosie can and will completely decimate Star Jones. The only hope for peace is if Star agrees to wear one of Rosie's doo-rags out of solidarity.
