The Daily News has a pretty run-of-the-mill feature story today on the perils of interoffice romance. (It's pegged to that burning issue keeping American up at night: How will Josh and Donna reveal their new romance to the rest of The West Wing?) But we admit the story's lede piqued our interest:

Which canoodling couple who work at a circulation-challenged newspaper used a recent scandal as the perfect smokescreen for outing their long-term affair?

Hmm. A canoodling couple at the Post? Who used the ongoing Payola Six scandal to out themselves? We're stumped. Any guesses?