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A reader dropped us this photo and brief report on Andy Dick's swag-collecting trip to the Chateau yesterday, illustrating what Hollywood's beloved D-listers are up to while we're chained to our desks:

Monday afternoon while you were busy 9-5ing, Andy Dick was hard at work collecting free shit @ Chateau Marmont from Canadian fashion labels. Andy was overheard claiming he is as popular as Paris Hilton on WireImage. "Which is a good and a bad thing," he said. Actually, it's Andy 2,339 to Paris 17,926 - he might have to re-check the decimal places.

It all sounds glamorous, but after The Sopranos so shockingly depicted Lauren Bacall's brutal swagjacking this Sunday, the gifting suite seems like a far more dangerous place, and Dick could find himself the victim of a copycat attack if he lets his guard down. He should take care to vary his routes to his numerous free-shit-gathering commitments, and always request a security guard to accompany him back to his vehicle. An oft-inebriated, unescorted celebrity laden with tote bags overflowing with luxury goods makes an irresistible target for roving bands of swagjackers.