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· Stacey Snider gets her feet wet at her new DreamWorks gig by acquiring the rights to the French comedy The Valet for the Farrelly Brothers to remake, an act of unoriginality clearly meant to upstage Paramount boss Brad Grey's own lack of vision. [Variety]
· At the National Association of Broadcasters' Digital Cinema Summit, director/evangelist James Cameron says digital 3D projection will save cinema, getting "people off their butts and away from their portable devices and...back in the theaters where they belong." Somehow we don't think the ability to see The Benchwarmers in three dimensions is going to solve Hollywood's problems. [THR]
· Forbes magazine's media executive salary survey reveals that Tom Freston, Les Moonves, Bob Iger, and Rupert Murdoch have way too much fucking money. [Variety]
· Wherever possible, the eco-friendly entertainment industry makes sure its garbage is dumped into theaters, not landfills. [THR]
· A strike by Commie-leaning French unions might disrupt the Hollywood-led capitalist orgy at the Cannes film festival, but in the end, things will probably work out, with the only rioting being conducted by Tom Hanks hair purists angry about the actor's ridiculous Da Vinci Code mullet. [Variety]