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· Kirstie Alley tells People, "Tom does everything 150 percent, and fatherhood he does 300 percent. They're going to have a great kid," removing even the faintest hope that the child might have any semblance of a normal existence.
· So what's Suri going to be up to in 2030? Pretty much what you'd expect, according to TVGasm's predictions.
· Inspired by the Cruise family's newest addition, Gallery of the Absurd does some typically fine work in the grotesque celebrity caricature space.
· Should Cruise find himself craving some placenta when his current stash runs out, a fresh supply isn't far away.
· Two from Gawker: A People reporter on the Miracle Baby beat, and perhaps the world's most unfortunately named catering company.
· OK, this one isn't Miracle Baby related at all: Fleshbot wants to get you all horny about the Carolyn Murphy sex tape. Mission accomplished.