China's president visits Microsoft
On his way to chat with President Bush (which will provoke something witty on Wonkette), Chinese president Hu Jintao swung by Seattle to see the "home of the future" and other modern wonders (some of which were actually made by Microsoft) at Microsoft HQ. It's pretty safe to assume these captions are true.
Everyone enjoys Steve Ballmer's "sneezing orc" impression.
While the crowd is distracted, one of the delegates glares disapprovingly at the president's dandruff.
"Can you demo the Internet please?"