Though we're trying our hardest to forget the fun of this past weekend, we couldn't help but notice a gem in the mailbag from Jared Paul Stern's poo-slinging tenure as guest editor. We'll share it without comment:

Hi Jared - I heard you were editing Gawker this weekend, what's up? I know Chris Wilson (or at least, I've met him many times at Siberia and he tried to get me back to his apartment to see his "art collection").