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In a stroke of questionable genius from our otherwise-adorable management, disgraced Page Six staffer Jared Paul Stern will be guest-editing Gawker this weekend. Why? We don't know — those answers exist somewhere high above our pay grade. Nevertheless, far be it from us to punch in on a weekend to keep Jared away from the controls, so we suppose he'll be in charge of things until Monday. Do stop by and get your dose of Level Three protection.

Earlier: Gawker's Coverage of Page Six