• Cristina Henriquez of New Yorker fame reads from her short-story collection Come Together, Fall Apart tonight at the Chelsea Barnes & Noble. If you go, try not to think of the title as a directive. [Cristina Henriquez]
• A variety show, a dating contest, and a hot dog eating contest, all wrapped into one: Love Ahoy! takes over Galapagos Art Space. Nautical stuff is so in right now. [Love Ahoy]
• Wilderness and the Big Sleep play at Northsix tonight. Or you could rent the movie and spare yourself the inevitable Pabst hangover. [flavorpill]