Grubman Intern Seeks Escape, Splays Resume Across Craigslist
If there's one way to get some attention on Craigslist, it's by loudly announcing that you work for Lizzie Grubman and thus want a complete change of career. Subtle and professional:
Lizzie Grubman PR Girl Seeks NEW Career
Reply to: [xxx@aol.com]
Date: 2006-04-03, 9:44PM EDT
JENNIFER M. POSEY
[xxx@aol.com]
OBJECTIVE
To obtain a job in client servicing, where I can utilize my people skills while enhancing the company's image.
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
LIZZIE GRUBMAN PUBLIC RELATIONS FIRM 1/2006 - Present
Internship, New York City, New York
-General administrative duties including answering phones, scheduling clients, photocopying, faxing, typing, shipments press clippings and following up with sources and media outlets
-Strong use of internet for research
-Successfully pitched items and clients to various newspapers, magazines, TV and radio programs
-Excel spreadsheets and Microsoft Word used on daily basis
We're not sure what she means by "client servicing" (perhaps a job for Rellatio?), but at least she's getting out before the next season of PoweR Girls airs.
