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They use MySpace!

At right, Us Weekly reporter Alyssa Shelasky, whose last login was just yesterday. As a woman willing to go the distance for the latest news on Nicolas Cage, Alyssa divulges that she makes a bit more than you would expect for a celebrity-stained wretch, but the hard work is worth it — she lives a life that's "one juicy issue of Us Weekly — literally."

While Alyssa is happy to share with us her weekly television viewing schedule, what we really want to know is how she keeps those locks so shiny! "Try using a heat-activated shampoo, like Thermasilk," says Miami stylist Papi Jones. "Finish with a shine-enhancing spray, and comb through with your fingers — a brush will make you frizz!" Alyssa loves Bumble & Bumble Gloss, a super-fine spray that leaves hair looking soft and silky.

Alyssa [MySpace]