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· Arrested Development's studio, 20th Century Fox TV, finally announces that the series isn't coming back, but still insists on torturing diehard fans by trotting out the Family Guy example and winking, "We'll always be a little hopeful that this is not quite the end for this amazing show." [Variety]
· Pilotmania, Part The Twelfth: The CW picks up the Wayne Brady comedy Flirt, Kelsey Grammer
will direct the pilot for the CBS comedy My Ex-Life, and Bo Derek provides barely convincing proof that she's still alive by signing to star in My Network TV's drama Secret Obsessions. [THR]
· Breaking! Other cultures sometimes prefer their own movies to the crap that Hollywood forces on them. [Variety]
· YouTube makes a deal with E! to spin a The Soup segment into an online channel called Cybersmack, which will feature user-generated video clips that satirize pop-culture. The best clip gets $25,000, while the others get the satisfaction of knowing they've contributed to the TV network that wouldn't allow The Simple Life to die. [THR]
· You might think that a movie about "a man wrongly accused of murder who goes undercover as a mail-order bride in an attempt to prove his innocence" writes itself, but you'd be wrong. It requires the subtle touch of the Are We There Yet? team. [Variety]