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· Most unintentionally homoerotic opening line ever for a trade story on the weekend's movie releases: "Can Spike Lee manhandle Larry the Cable Guy?" [Variety]
· Thank You For Smoking director Jason Reitman (whom we just heard humbly tell Adam Carolla that his film's limited-release opening weekend was in the top 50 in per-theater average all-time, but neglect to mention his batting average with a man on second and less than two outs) and his partner sign a two-year first-look deal with Fox Searchlight. [THR]
Samuel L. Jackson gets right to work squandering some of his Snakes on a Plane buzz by agreeing to narrate a Bob Saget-produced documentary parody of March of the Penguins, Farce of the Penguins. Were those guys who remake movies with their thumbs too busy to get to this target first? [Variety]
Has it really come to this for Patricia Heaton? The Everybody Loves Raymond wife is in talks to host a The View-style daytime talk show. Still, it's better than discussing the quality of Albertson's steaks in those commercials. [THR]
Woody Harrelson as the gay, 50-year-old incarnation of American Gigolo's iconic man-whore? That's kind of genius. [Variety]