"Riya thinks I'm Bill Gates"
Photo-recognition site Riya boasts a million photos two days after its launch — all of them being auto-analyzed and tagged by name. But it's still in beta, so inevitably someone's gonna get mistagged. On the left, Bill Gates. On the right, Thomas McColgan, tagged Bill Gates.
Riya didn't tag the dude once; he's tagged seventeen times as the founder of Microsoft. Riya's gonna give this kid a complex, making him turn on the world, destroying his enemies and fighting with the law — and then he'll be tagged right.