This is why geeks shouldn't have free time: they might go and make a Star Wars spoof. Some SAP AG employee jets around on a scooter as "Darth Ellison" (a popular nickname for Larry Ellison, CEO of enemy enterprise software company Oracle). He's beaten back by the perfect-enunciation team of "Jedi ABAP" and "Jedi Java." The end credits call it a "private joke" — private for YouTube, anyway.

Not exactly the next "Star Wars Kid." This, like most homemade office videos, whould be more fun if someone pulled a muscle.

Darth Ellison vs ABAP [YouTube]