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• You know those crazy "MPA people" that we were scratching our heads about? Turns out they're mass-marketed minorities, probably the first ones to come up when you search Getty for "dignified black man." Diversity is so easy with Photoshop. [NYCCFB]
• Perhaps the first correction regarding Fake Writer JT Leroy that doesn't involve correcting the assumption that the dude exists. [Regret the Error]
• America is dying, and we have our west coast brother Defamer is to blame. Funny, we keep hearing that it's our fault. [Prison Planet]
• Every publication should clarify its non-contributors. [Ignore Mag]
• This really can't be legit, but assuming it is: Any coffee called Bloggers Fuel makes us want to die. When one of its brews is called Bloggers Boot Up Blend, it makes us want to die by choking on our own vomit. [Bloggers Fuel]
• We are officially never getting anything done ever again, thanks to a compelling blog about the best books we've ever read. [Claudia's Room]
• While Gawker Stalker may threaten Debbie Gibson and George Clooney's publicist, it just makes Tony Danza feel really lonely. [OPJLH]