This image was lost some time after publication.

Update: Yahoo says it's fake, sorry. (So either it is, or Semel was able to talk Tom down.)

Tomorrow's speech at Yahoo HQ (bring your camphones) isn't Tom Cruise's only speech to the company. On the 29th, he hits Yahoo Mission College in Santa Clara, according to this flyer. (Yes, his headshot's taped or Photoshopped on. The rest looks real. And Yahoo's Big Thinkers page is out of date.)

The big surprise: Tommy boy's talking about Scientology. Guess Terry Semel, whatever star power he used to get Cruise at Yahoo in the first place, couldn't work the Scientology add-on out of the contract.

Handy psycho seminar tip: In est, the speaker screams and you can't leave for the bathroom. In Scientology, Tom Cruise screams and you wet your pants.

Yahoo! Distinguished Speaker Series: Tom Cruise [rnair on Flickr]