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When Attorney General Eliot Spitzer isn't up to the usual (aspiring for greater political power, taking on the likes of AIG, H&R Block, Dick Grasso, and the Irish-American community), he's doing good, honest work educating our youth. To wit: the AG has an official web site for children, which isn't anything we would have taken notice of — and hasn't been updated in ages — if it weren't for the curious answer provided by Spitzer in this quiz for nine-year-olds. Clearly, it's just part of Eliot's plan to indoctrinate small children from here to Syracuse:

4. What is the job of the New York State Attorney General?
 a. To be the official state superhero b. To be the governor's private lawyer c. To represent the interests of the citizens of NY d. To watch over every attorney who works in New York

Just keep the cape and tights in the closet, thanks.