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Yahoo, who totally isn't gonna go all Hollywood on us, is hosting Tom Cruise next week, and everyone at the company wants you all to know. Yahoo tipster #1:

The Yahoo! influential speakers group is bringing Tom Cruise into Yahoo! next week. They are also asking for questions to be submitted. Honestly, I can t think of a one that wouldn t offend him. I plan to get there early though. It should be a fun train wreck to watch. As someone else said, are we getting the couches scotchguarded? Those shoe prints can be hard to get out.

But seriously, are there any other questions other than are you gay? and would you be willing to not talk publicly about your relationship for a while? PLEASE? ? While I think he would blow up at the questions, I would equally expect him to flip out on questions like what is your favorite color? or don t you think Battlefield Earth was a really lame book?

Tipster #2:

tom cruise is appearing at the yahoo! campus, march 21st 10.30am as part of their "influential speakers" series. As you can imagine, this is getting a lot of laughs at yahoo inc. right now.

we work pretty hard here to generate revenue for this company, which then goes and spends it on lining some scientoligist cunt's pockets.

Now I'd make a clever scientology reference, but haven't they all been made?