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Steve Jobs is headed to India, says Indian IT news site CIOL. Five ways this'll be different than his last visit (you know, the whole self-search odyssey he took years ago):

This time, probably no drugs.
No gurus either. Well, not the actual kind.
And Dr. Brilliant won't tell Steve, "Apple's not the job you want to work on."
Jobs in India 2006 involves, well, jobs in India. Almost 3000 of them. Last time he probably employed half the munchies industry after his best "takings of sacraments," but that doesn't really count.
Sharing a bed with Jonathan Ive would just be creepy. So to bring the Apple designer along, he needs a room with an extra cot.

Steve Jobs to visit India in April [CIOL]