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As if a story about how the high command on the bridge of the Scientology mothership might not be too pleased that second-ranking celebrity Hubbardite John Travolta would be dressing in drag for his role in Hairspray wasn't already a brave enough move for Jeanette Walls of The Scoop, it includes the even more incredible act of courage of recasting everyone's favorite rageoholic mogul in the Broadway production. Once Harvey Weinstein finds out about this mistake and pictures himself in a housecoat, bouffant, and six pounds of makeup, the race will be on to see who can get their white vans full of goons into position in front of Walls' apartment first, the Scientologists or the Weinstein Co.