It's a well-established fact that there is nothing funnier than famous people falling down. So if a famous person nearly falls down, it's not nearly as funny, but still worth watching nine or ten times and then feeling dirty about.
· Passing along this link is very painful for us, as Eddie Van Halen was probably the single biggest hero of our adolescence. When exactly did our shredding god become a kitchen witch? When Valerie Bertinelli left? When Gary Cherone left?
"Coming back from one break, Stewart pretended to be in mid-sentence. 'And that is why I think Scientology is right, not just for this city, but for the country,' he said, clearly mocking some stars' commitment to Scientology. Hollywood sat silent." And Travolta had a contract out on him before he even finished the joke.
And if there hasn't been enough YouTube in your life today, here you go (and apologies if this link is, like, so three days ago): The Real-Life Simpsons Intro.