Stop. Hammer blog.
MC Hammer has a blog.
In case no one pointed it out yet, the Bay-Area tech-friendly hip-hop star (the one who hung out at YouTube and Google, the one who digs the automated-DJ site Pandora) has been blogging since Thursday.
He "will bridge the gaps through music, video, blogs, melody and dance." He will explain hip-hop slang thusly: "One 'goes dumb' because he can escape the reality of feeling abandoned and left out from a society that isn't addressing his pain and frustration."
He will talk to his commenters. He will link to his own Wikipedia page. He will post camphone pics of the Braves cheerleaders.
Wait for his next album, "Please, Hammer, don't blog 'em!"
