We should've known: Despite all the obvious dangers, Seventeen has an official MySpace account. According to the profile, the magazine is single, a Libra, and enjoys watching MTV's Miss Seventeen reality show. Totally normal for a teen. But?

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Only 43 friends? That's just sad. You know, if you just lost maybe five pounds, we could totally fix that...

Seventeen Magazine [MySpace]
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