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We'd like to welcome all visitors to the fine city of Los Angeles, a town so consumed by its history as the entertainment capital of the world that it recreates a classic B-movie disaster scenario each day of the week for the benefit of our tourists. If you enjoyed yesterday's dramatic blob attack downtown, make sure you spend tomorrow on the Walk of Fame, where you'll have a stunning view as a number of Hollywood's landmarks are vaporized by Martian spaceships that curiously resemble huge, spinning paper plates.