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· Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are over, says rarely accurate Life & Style! They deny, deny, deny. Someone very glib sends an angry e-mail to Fark. The two seem as fake happy as ever, though, at a memorial service in Australia.
· Is Stacy Snider considering a job at DreamWorks?
· Heath Ledger tumbles into an (accidental?) Jake diss.
· Pellicano dirt round-up: Ovitz threatens, attorney Terry Christensen indicted.
· God bless Paul Walker, Hollywoods hottest new cinemannequin and back-of-head model.
· Even if Kid Rock and Scott Stapp don't touch each other, we're pretty sure this still makes them gay.
· Two more nobodies cast in next Bond movie.
· Quentin Tarantino licks a Swede, then spoils her with a DVD of his own movie.
· Now we get that lame Viagra bit when Steve Martin hosted SNL it was "too hot for censors" Pink Panther bonus material.
· Britney Spears turned into the Mr. Yuck of child car safety.
· What's it cost to buy your movie an Oscar? Lionsgate tells you.
· Brandon Routh finally opens up about his glorious Supermember.
· Brad Pitt gives Maddox remote control car, gives Maddox remote, says "There. Drive yourself nuts."
· Bruce Willis rails on Oprah.
· A Defamer operative gives us a full report on the star-attended Brokeback screening and Q & A.
· Thank God nothing rhymes with "assless chaps."
· The Ca. Supreme Court considers Courtney Cox's genitalia.