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• For those of you hungering for an update on Star Wars Fight Club — the creation of a Staten Island bus driver who encouraged students to use scissors at light sabers and earn nicknames like Darth and Sith Warrior — we've got some bad news: It seems that Lord Matt, one of the best fighters on the starship Death Cheese, has been grounded by his parents. [NYDN]
• Maybe an hour after it's reported that when he shot his friend in the face, Vice-President Cheney was throwing back a few cans of Natty Light, the comment is removed from the story. We love the First Amendment, don't you? [Thought Crimes]
• PETA dumps flour on Paris Hilton as she opens Julien Macdonald's show at London Fashion Week. Uh, pictures? Anyone? Please? [BBC]
• Battle of the bloggers' cute homodogs: Ollie's beagle vs. Andrew Sullivan's pup. [Boozhy]
• Viva Long Island. [Clublife]
• Notes from the Norfolk, Virginia, Substance Abuse Services Providers Fair 2006, Waterside Convention Center. [YPR]
• Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free...because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. [Sploid]