To-Do: DO NOT SLASH YOUR WRISTS.
• Cupid-free fun: Thomas Erben features the art of Nicola Durvasula, Chitra Ganesh, and Tejal Shah, three women whose work shares the influence of Indian pop culture. Hallmark wishes it could be half as global. [flavorpill]
• On the other end of the lovey-dovey spectrum, Fat Baby hosts the Nouveau Valentine's Day Party, complete with free jello shots. Nothing says I love you like jiggling alcohol. [Nouveau]
• For those who are looking to let the holiday pass with a bit of dignity, Makor screens The Princess Bride. Did we say dignity? Sorry, didn't mean that. [Paper]