Anderson Cooper Is Not a 40-Year-Old Virgin
Yes, we saw it, too:
And, yes, all sorts of jokes present themselves. But here's the thing: The item wasn't written by the Coopster; it's from a 360 correspondent, which sort of kills the obvious yuks. Still, you're all emailing and demanding mockery. And so we figured we'd turn it back on you.
Got a punchline? Comment it below or email it in, and we'll pick a favorite at the end of the day. Winner gets a Valentine's night of Gawky love; runners-up get a Valentine's night of Gawky like.*
* Gawky love carries no cash value and no guarantee we'll refrain from mockery. Gawky like carries even less cash value and guarantee.
You Too Can Be a 40-Year Old Virgin [Anderson Cooper 360° Blog]