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In honor of this grand, romantic, and highly profitable fabricated holiday, Gawker promises to bring you a day full of overpriced truffles and long-stemmed roses — just because we love to love. Let us whisper sweet nothings in your ear:

I have accepted the fact that I will die alone. One day in the near future i will drop dead from some sickness and there will be not a soul there to see it. My body will rot in my dank apartment for days before anyone begins to wonder where i am. My funeral will be filled with people who cared for me , but not a single woman who will say they loved me.

Why I Will Die Alone [Craigslist]