• Margaret Atwood and Valerie Martin offer Hallmark their own interpretation of love tonight at the 92nd Street Y. Our understanding is that it will involve fewer candy hearts and more "gothic horror." Of course. [flavorpill]
• Saint Etienne performs at Irving Plaza, but you really just care about the after-party at Joe's Pub. [Paper]
• Aziz Ansari, Paul Scheer, Ron Huebel and Jason Woliner comprise the beast known as Human Giant. They're screening their shorts at Mo Pitkins tonight, along with other bits of comedic goodness. [WUNY]