We have little idea what the hell's going on in this video, but, still, it's pretty priceless when a few girls in blonde wigs and faker accents attempt to present Judith Miller with a missile-shaped achievement award that appears to be made from a dildo. We're sad to report that Judy — and it's definitely the real Judy — won't accept her prize. But the Missile Dick Chicks get big points for trying.

Missile Dick Chicks [Official site]