Breaking: 'Times' Says There Is No Such Person as JT Leroy (Again)
And finally, on the front page of today's Arts section, Warren St. John finally brings us the JT Leroy denouement:
A central figure in the case of the mysterious writer JT Leroy has come forward to say that no one named JT Leroy exists, and that the books published under that name were actually written by a San Francisco woman named Laura Albert.
Huge, big, major news! No one named JT Leroy exists!
By which we really mean: Um, duh.