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Bad news, Texans: The Dallas leg of Fake Writer James Frey's Motivational Fake Writer Tour, originally scheduled for the Dallas Hyatt Regency this Friday, has been cancelled. The event was being sponsored by a residential treatment center for "indigent mentally ill and chemically addicted adults."

The formal reason for the event's cancellation: common sense.

James Frey Cancels Dallas Appearance [Front Burner]