Fake Writer Day: A Million Little Sheep. All of You.
Hey, have you guys heard about how Fake Writer James Frey lied about falsifying much of his memoir A Million Little Pieces? No, we didn't think you had, which would explain why PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE STILL READING THE DAMN THING. When the story initially broke, we expected a brief, small spike in Pieces sightings, but certainly not to this extent. We don't care how curious you may be — you are a jaded Manhattanhite, and you will put that crap down. If the Fury keeps you coming back and you simply must finish the book, you certainly will not do so in public.
