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We promise that we haven't been neglecting you all morning, or engaged in some kind of cruel plan to make you read about Angelina Jolie's uterus over and over again. The entire Gawker Media Blogging Concern has been plagued by technical difficulties all morning, which seem (holding breath, crossing fingers) to be resolved now. Don't miss the exciting James Frey and Colin Farrell sex tape posts below, which our stopped-up server finally farted into existence moments ago.

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