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Adapt or perish, the saying goes, and no better example has ever existed than that loose cluster of constantly regenerating and morphing biological matter better known to fans worldwide as William Shatner. Who else could take, as he famously described in an SNL sketch, "an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years," and parlay it into a fifty-year TV, movie, spoken-word recording, and internet "name your price" travel sales career? And now, his greatest venture yet: The William Shatner DVD Club, where a personally curated menu of science fiction, fantasy and horror "underground hits no one else has," is culled from the bins of the finest 99-cent stores everywhere and delivered straight to your home for the low, low price of just $4 (plus a reasonable annual membership fee). Just imagine your delight when Dragon Storm, starring Maxwell Caulfield, arrives on your doorstep, its glistening, taut shrink-wrap just begging to be torn off so that you may hungrily consume the Shatner-approved contents within.