• "Mystic Lake," Katy Grannan's new exhibit, features a dozen new nude and half-nude portraits. In case you're wondering, these things go from Playboy to art as soon as you put your dick back in your pants. [Paper]
• In Brian Parks' play Goner, the president has been assassinated, doctors make funny jokes, and the Secret Service runs around threatening to arrest everyone. One out of three ain't too shabby for accuracy. [flavorpill]
• We don't quite understand the idea behind dorkbot-nyc, but some dude named Mikey installed a $2 RFIF tag in his hand. No, we don't know what that is, either, but it sounds like some sort of electronic chip type thing, and that's circus freak enough for us. [Upcoming]