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We must admit, we have yet to see King Kong. It's playing by our house at the Vista theater, but every time we consider that 3-hour running time, we suddenly think of a couple errands we need to run first. Apparently, we aren't the only ones with those concerns, but one intrepid audience member has thought of a novel way to maximize his leisure time allotment:

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Oddly enough, we were just asking a friend last night if the animators, who reportedly did a smash up job, included any glimpses of the swinging King Junk. If they had, there could well be some inflated expectations on the part of our Craigslist Kong cruiser.