Checking for Sea Shells by the Sea Shore

I am not going to bother checking to see if this already made the rounds years ago or if it's fake. Like I said before, you send in a tip and I'll post it almost unconditionally. Go ahead, guess the crotch rotcher.
The Always Classy... [Yeeeah!]
Sorry, I went LCD so soon. Think of this as a half-day where we only use half of our normal brain power.