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Yesterday we pointed out a bizarrely stupid request from some lunatic proposing that people meet him on the corner of 42nd and 7th today at 12:30 for some good, clean sumo wrestling. We should've known that in a town where there's more fuckwits that there are cockroaches, someone would take this guy up on his offer.

Writes a reader just bored enough to go and see what would happen: "A few people did take him up on the challenge, and the cops didn't care because they were too concerned with strike-time traffic flow." Isn't amazing how New Yorkers cope in times of crisis?

After the jump, pictures of fatty man-on-man action. Now just wait for the whole absurdity to grace the esteemed pages of a random lad mag.

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