We know you're annoyed at the transit strike, but what, we wonder, do the common, late-night Craigslist trolls think of the situation?

THEY WILL PAY DEARLY TWU
Date: 2005-12-20, 3:33AM EST

I hope Bloomberg hits each TWU family HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May all TWU homes burn to the ground for the holidays.

Hey Raj...can I get a ride today?
Date: 2005-12-20, 3:42AM EST

Dear Mr. Toussaint,

Could I please have a ride to LaGuardia today? I don't mind if people stare at you because you look like a male version of the bride of Frankenstein. I don't care that you and all your henchmen have your own cars. I don't care about the fact that you can't even speak proper English. I don't care that you and your henchmen don't do any work anyway. I don't care that I see MTA workers SLEEPING ON THE JOB every day.

TWU sucks balls, STOP USING THE MTA
Date: 2005-12-20, 4:02AM EST

These mother fuckers come from no income to a job with the MTA. All they ask for is more. I am so fed up with this shit. When you are on the platform and watch these "workers" hang out and spray a little water on the ground, they call that work. Then they wait for their lunch break. Then they watch the clock to go home.

More gems of tolerance after the jump.

Today is going to be a great day.
Date: 2005-12-20, 4:48AM EST

This is incredible, I am taking the rave stance while many take the rant on this one because they're going to be stranded and/or inconvenienced. Finally, someone lashes out against Pataki and Bloomberg. Swear and curse as much as you want, the question now is "What are you going to do about it?" Are you going to go to work or stay home? Uh-oh, a wrench has been thrown into your life today! This kind of thing rarely happens, where a union or group of people can create a huge shake up. It almost seemed as if respect is what the union wanted more than money. What a beautiful thing!

RE: Today is going to be a great day
Date: 2005-12-20, 5:22AM EST

Whatever LIBERAL idiot wrote this post is too stupid for words. The transit workers make around 50K a year! And they're being offered a RAISE! Just not big enough for their scummy Union.

This strike is pure BS. Don't get me wrong - I'm psyched cuz I work from home so I don't give a shit. And can't wait to see what happens to the city. But the Union is scum. And so are LIBERALS who side with any minority just to put up a fight.

GET A LIFE!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR OVER 25 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2005-12-20, 5:43AM EST

MAKE SURE YOU STRETCH PROPERLY STRETCHING USUALLY HELPS BEFORE WALKING LONG DISTANCES YOU BITCHES DOWNLOAD DIANA ROSS - WORK THAT BODY MISS ROSS WILL GIVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS ON WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I WILL BE LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF THIS PUBLIC HOUSING HIGH MAINTENANCE WANNABE PARIS HILTON BITCHES ARE GONNA BE SO FUCKED FINALLY ALL OF YOU 10,000 SNEAKER BOXES IN YOUR APARTMENT ASSHOLES ARE FINALLY GOING TO HAVE A LEGITIMATE REASON FOR BUYING ALL OF THOSE DAMN SHOES IT WONT MATTER THOUGH AFTER 100+ BLOCKS ON THE CITY STREETS YOU WILL HARDLY EVEN FEEL YOUR FEET ANYMORE LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

MTA — you all are losers — Date: 2005-12-20, 6:09AM EST
MTA —
You are ALL total losers —
I hope the current administrations fires your lazy asses — I don't want to hear you crying on the air about "having to be on strike thru the holidays and how will you feed your kids" - you're fucking pathetic you stupid bastards. There are a lot of people who HAVE to work and depend on you stupid fucks for transport and a lot of tourists here to spend their hard earned money in our city — thanks for ruining their trips you dicks..