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US Weekly poops out another exclusive just in time for the weekend. No breakups, no quickie marriages, but exciting just the same: a celebrity falling down!

Us Weekly is the first to report that singer Ashlee Simpson, 21, is currently in a Tokyo hospital after collapsing yesterday following an MTV Japan performance. The singer, whose album I Am Me, debuted at Number 1 last month, had just performed the album's title track before the audience when she told the crowd she felt unwell, and said to them, 'I love you guys.' She then collapsed in an elevator at MTV Japan and was rushed by ambulance to an undisclosed hospital where she has remained.

We look forward to the day a Simpson-related headline reads, "Gifted Singer Performs Without Incident," though we imagine it will be a long time in coming. Still, the event is not without silver lining: Simpson can now add "Rocked Japan so hard I literally passed out" to her growing list of punk rock achievements.