Fish Killer Terrorizes William Morris!
Not all of the agencies are having fun snickering over the havoc their holiday gifts are wreaking among the assistant class. (We hear that the winner of UTA's $5,000 Golden Ticket, an assistant to the EVP of MTV Films, has already been kidnapped by an Argentine gang subcontracted by disgruntled Sony call-rollers.) A spy reports on some chilling news from the normally sleepy William Morris Agency:
Someone killed Charles King's assistant's goldfish and left it on his desk.
Then another agent got a fish and it disappeared from the bowl. They have actually involved security to see who may have done it.They're waiting for it to turn up dead.
Yes, that's right: While you're slipping in those ear buds, pressing the big, white button in middle of your iPod Shuffle, and returning to the sweet oblivion of a randomly generated procession of Coldplay songs, your peers at WMA are being terrorized by a maniac. Developing...
